~ Jokes ~
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Joke 1:
S & D already lunch together. One day S suggest eating Mac for lunch, she suggested going to Heeren's Mac, then D wanted to go centrepoint's Mac instead. S agreed. On the way to Mac, S asked D why she wanted to go centrepoint's as it is more crowded compared to Heeren's.
D replied, because she only go to the Centrepoint Mac and only queued at this particular lady's counter because she always give her discounts -_-
The $4.50 discounted meal is actually the $4.50 lunch time meals :X
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Joke 2:
When D just joined the company, J was chatting with her and J asked if D is attach?
D replied: 'I am attached to call ops'
-_-
Joke 2:
When D just joined the company, J was chatting with her and J asked if D is attach?
D replied: 'I am attached to call ops'
-_-
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Joke 3:
The vending machine in the pantry is out of order. A paper was pasted on the vending machine 'Temporary out of service'.
D went to the pantry and was standing in frnt of the vending machine, J1 came in and 'chatted' with D saying vending machine out of service. Then J1 put down her cup and proceed to the toilet.
J1 came back from toilet and D is still standing in frnt of the vending machine, J1 asked her why still standing there. D replied because vending machine is just TEMPORARY out of service.
she expect the vending machine to be in service in a few mins?!
The vending machine in the pantry is out of order. A paper was pasted on the vending machine 'Temporary out of service'.
D went to the pantry and was standing in frnt of the vending machine, J1 came in and 'chatted' with D saying vending machine out of service. Then J1 put down her cup and proceed to the toilet.
J1 came back from toilet and D is still standing in frnt of the vending machine, J1 asked her why still standing there. D replied because vending machine is just TEMPORARY out of service.
she expect the vending machine to be in service in a few mins?!
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You may find it ridiculous. BUT above jokes are based on true stories. :)
